The conference formerly known as Big 8

Based on win loss records, This is how the Big 12 Conference currently stands:
1. Mizzou (2-0) (6-0)
2. Nebraska (2-0) (5-1)
2. Texas (2-0) (5-1)
4. Baylor (2-0) (3-3)
5. Texas A&M (1-1) (5-1)
6. K-State (1-1) (4-2)
6. Texas Tech (1-1) (4-2)
8. OSU (0-1) (3-2)
8. OU (0-1) (3-2)
10. Iowa State (0-2) (3-3)
10. KU (0-2) (3-3)
12. Colorado (0-2) (0-6)




Based on Good and Evil, this is how the Big 12 Conference Stands:
1. K-State (Loyal to Thee...)
2. OSU (The K-State of Oklahoma)
3. Iowa State (One of the finest Agronomy departments in the nation)
4. Nebraska (Not as cool as the Shockers (or the Sodbusters), but good quality Ag mascot)
5. Texas Tech (Happiness is Lubbock, Texas growin' nearer and nearer)
6. TCU (totally should have been put in the Big 12 over you know who)
7. Mizzou (Mizzou gets the nod over CU for actually having an Ag dept.)
8. Colorado (A bunch of drugged-up hippies, but mostly harmless)
9. Texas A&M (The Aggies)
10. Texas ("Man of the House"?)
10. OU (Their mascot is a bunch of land theives)
12. Bob Stoops (Jerk)
13. The Fightin' Texas Aggie Band (350 Jerks)
80. KU (CU*OU=KU)

Editors note: the following statement appears on the Big 12's website:
BIG 12 ... AS EASY AS 1 - 2
When referring to the Big 12 Conference, please remember the conference name (which is a registered trademark) should be listed as follows:
Big 12 Conference
The following should NOT be used in text when referencing the Big 12:
Big XII
Big Twelve