Once in a Lifetime

High point of harvest: 90 Bu TAM 111
Low point: The calf. You really don't want to know. (Luckily I missed this part.)
Personal triumph: The passenger in my Semi Truck finally made his fatal mistake. (At least I hope it was a he.)
Best sandwich: I'm not sure, but it seemed to involve warm chicken.
Angriest moment. Having the auger stop working (whilst unloading--imagine the implications) for the second time @ 11:00 at night. (note to self, fix it right the first time.)
Best radio transmission: "5848 to Matt, do you want to take Anna with you? " Is she tired of riding? "She's eating all of my Cheetos."
Worst moment at the elevator: Having to have my truck pulled off of the pit (I think this was at 9:30 PM) after the alternator belt came off sometime during day one.
Worst yield: The three corners I didn't spray made 34. (Please note that this is only two bu/A worse than my BEST wheat last year)
Wildlife: Two deer, the smallest fawn I have ever seen, and a coyote. (Not at the same time)
Most serious breakdown: A broken tension rod on the clean grain elevator drive chain. (One of many reasons why this was the best harvest ever)
Random skillz aquired: I can now sing every word to Kelly Clarkson's "Never Again", Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around", the Plain White T's's "Hey There Delilah", Nelly Furtado's "Say It Right", and Gwen Stafani's "The Sweet Escape".
There are lots more individual moments I remember, this is why everyone should become a poet.