Friday, May 06, 2016

InstaLazy


[Loses planter drive cotter pin with 1/2 acre to go. Fixes with piece of baling wire by light of phone flashlight. Plants final 1/2 acre. Returns tractor to where left pickup. Shuts down tractor. Cannot find phone. Drives home to retrieve wife's phone. "Find Friends" phone. Returns to field. Can clearly see phone from road as flashlight is still on. Retrieves phone. Returns home. Spends 15 minutes composing convoluted third person Instagram post. Has wife read Instagram post to see if makes any sense. Posts photo to Instagram. (Probably instantly regrets posting bizarre and rambling photo caption.) Wonders again why didn't become architect.] via Instagram http://ift.tt/1SVrcZR

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